Fish, Almanacs & Mad Cows

The obsession with National Security in the United States has reached new heights of the ridiculous with Fish and Almanacs becoming targets for the forces fighting the evils of terror. (via Presurfer)

While intently watching for suspicious behaviour such as travellers with maps, authorities failed to notice that Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy had crossed the border from those degenerate Canadians. Looks like its going to be a good year for our struggling beef producers.